⁣Lucy is so overworked that Mary Jane warns her she'll have a nervous breakdown. Meanwhile, a performer from the bank's benefit show leaves his trained ape in Mr. Mooney's office. Lucy sees the simian, believes she's finally snapped, and is convinced that the hairy creature is actually Mooney.

⁣Jim runs into a group of farmers who are paying protection money to an old woman who threatens to unleash the ghost of an infamous Louisiana pirate against them if they don't pay.

⁣Cisco and Pancho are tricked by a cattle buyer, who used a fake sheriff and deputies to get them to turn over a friend's cattle. They set out after the swindler to get the cattle back.

⁣The Broken Wheel's mortgage holder wants to own Fury and convinces Joey to enter him into a winner-take-all horse race where Fury himself is the prize. An Irish hobo happens along and helps train Joey and Fury for their big race.

⁣Hawkeye has tracked outlaw Simon Girty to Morristown but he and Chingachgook are turned away and told that the town is closed due to an outbreak of the black plague. Hawkeye decides to sneak in and see for himself.

⁣A young man travels to Mexico in search of his brother, who has become involved with a dangerous gang

⁣While on a business trip, an ambitious young lawyer meets and immediately falls in love with a stranger. They wed the following day, and tragedy soon strikes

⁣A nervous ad executive (Tom Smothers) creates havoc on his daughter's wedding day and becomes obsessed with a dream girl (Twiggy) he keeps seeing everywhere but whom he can't catch.

⁣Lucy calls in sick so she can join her roommate at a Palm Springs resort. Unfortunately, her boss, Mr. Mooney, is staying at the same hotel.

⁣Annie goes after a mysterious masked outlaw whose latest victim is a traveling circus.

⁣ Buffalo Bill Jr. tries to capture the Black Ghost, a masked outlaw trying to grab the land of a prosperous rancher. Bill falls for the rancher's pretty niece who is in cahoots with the villain. Fortunately, Calamity's feminine instincts cause her to distrust the woman and she follows her to the outlaws' hideout.

⁣When the money in a bank vault is mysteriously replaced with counterfeit money, Pat and Stoney are sent to investigate.

⁣Hear a tall tale from Gabby Hayes about a Swan Dive, then thrill to the whip of Lash LaRue in a western adventure.

⁣A young lieutenant has sworn vengeance against all Shawnee Indians because his parents were murdered by the war chief of of the tribe. When Nangus, a Shawnee chief, is killed during a peace pow-wow, the lieutenant is blamed. Hawkeye and Chingachcook believe that he is innocent.

⁣John Martin is a government agent working under cover. Leading citizen Morgan calls in gunman Galt who blows Martin's cover.

⁣Chasing jewel thieves, Captain Carson and Magpie head for the border where Carson, posing as a Chinaman, opens a store that buys jewelry. To flush the thieves into the open, Carson wins all their money at poker. They agree to sell him the jewels but plan to kill him and keep both the jewels and the money.

⁣Believing they can make a ton of money, a gang of opportunists uses the country's racial and ethnic tensions to start a Ku Klux Klan-type organization.

⁣A conceited college track star, used to being "big man on campus", gets a jolt when he loses an election to see who is the most popular man in the school. A young Lon (Creighton) Chaney Jr. steals the show!

⁣Mr. Cheever warns Mr. Mooney that his job is in jeopardy unless he attracts new business to their branch of the bank. So when Lucy hears that a recording star, country hick Homer Higgins (Ernie Ford), is about to become a California resident, she sets off to the hotel to coax him into setting up an account with their bank. To impress Mr. Higgins and his family, Lucy and Mr. Mooney set up a hoe-down in the bank after it closes that evening...and Lucy decides to dress down to pose as Mrs. Mooney.

⁣ Lofty masquerades as a gunman to expose an outlaw plot, but then finds he has to challenge Annie in a shooting match.